No fruit in the world is improved by being blended with protein powder and coconut water, argues Calla Wahlquist. But Alyx Gorman tries to prove her wrong
Calla: Alyx, smoothies are disgusting and the biggest trick played by the health and wellness industry on regular people since coconut oil.
Here’s the thing: drinks should not be thick. It is deeply unpleasant. Anything thicker than a flat white is no longer a drink but some kind of sloppy dessert that you persist in drinking through a straw.