Match each inspirational, embarrassing or amusing quote to the celebrity from which it emerged
“Our house is still on fire. Your inaction is fuelling the flames by the hour. And we are telling you to act as if you loved your children above all else.”
George Clooney
Melania Trump
Greta Thunberg
David Attenborough
“As of 9am today, there have been three hundred thousand and thirty-four, nine hundred and seventy-four thousand tests carried out.”
Priti Patel
Matt Hancock
Dominic Raab
Rachel Riley
“And it’s gone! Mabel takes it … a famous win built on patience and sheer belief. For Olive, only thoughts of what might have been, but only herself to blame. She’s given this one away and that will hurt most of all.”
Andrew Cotter
Clare Balding
John Motson
Popeye
“I don’t think I’m so different and I don’t think there’s one rule for me and one rule for other people.”
Boris Johnson
Dominic Raab
Dominic Cummings
The Queen
“We will be with our friends again; we will be with our families again; we will meet again.”
Vera Lynn
Jennifer Aniston
The Queen
Danny Dyer
“Let’s see if the appointing is at 2020 or if it’s 2024 – because God appoints the president. If I win in 2020, then it was God’s appointment. If I win in 2024, then that was God’s appointment.”
Joe Biden
Donald Trump
Ivanka Trump
Kanye West
“I call my initial drafts ‘vomit drafts’. They’re not intended to be good, pretty or entirely sensible. They’re a first attempt. So you should just do it and expect it to be shit. Then keep going. It will get better.”
Ian McEwan
Michaela Coel
Jared Kushner
Sally Rooney
“If you look back at anything that I’ve said … what ends up being inflammatory, it seems, is people’s interpretation of it. But if you listen to what I actually say, it’s not controversial.”
Katie Hopkins
David Icke
Dominic Cumming
The Duchess of Sussex
“Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff and decoration? But I need to do it, right?”
Santa Claus
Melania Trump
Sadiq Khan
Nigella Lawson
“Are we all just going to go about our day knowing that 1.5 million seven to 16-year-olds need our help and our voice?? We need a long-term framework to protect our children, not another sticking plaster.”
Boris Johnson
Marcus Rashford
Gavin Williamson
Ivanka Trump
4 and above.
Not great. Pay attention, yes, you at the back. And clean your ears out.
7 and above.
Good work. You’re listening, but may actually have a life of your own.
10 and above.
Sad! You’re spending too much time consuming news. Get out more … oh no, you can’t.
0 and above.
V poor, repeat the year. I know! 2020! Ha!